mon grand nez juif.

the french nose.

the jewish nose.
earrings: target; scarf: some store in tucson; shirt: some store in hollywood.

i will shamelessly bring any group photo efforts to a screeching halt in order to position myself just so to ensure that my "good side"- the french canadian nose side (see first image)- is displayed ever so waspily.  i'm afraid pretty much everything else about me is inherently jewish.  i beg of you, camera-wielders... just give me my nose!